Report from Chairman Vile

Snooper loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of bills and a data queue!

Keep the files then, screw back
So you've got everybody's emails lined in racks
Snooper loopy nuts are we
We're all snooper loopy


Now ol' Putin as we all knows
Makes loadsa loot and killings
Trump is owned and he keeps his head
'Though he's got Communist roots
Emotional but he keeps his cool
'Til he gets the World Cup
And whether he wins or whether he don't
'I always oppress gay folk'

Now our friend May, hours she spent
Running through the wheat fields
In the parliament her mates seem amazed
At skills with empty words.
And them slogans, they never meant shit
Why? The old mind boggles
But of this date, she runs the state
'Cos Michael Gove's a liar'

Now Neil the taff was born in a gaff
In the valleys of the land of song
And as the reds he puts to bed
He likes to sing along
And if we win he says with a grin
Equality will happen.
He lost to Thatch, but here's the catch
'He got a job in Europe'

Now old Boris his hair's all white
And his mates all take the rise
Diplomats said cover up his head
Cos it's shining in my eyes
When the light shines down on Eton's crown
It's a cert he's gonna walk off
He said he was against runways'But I can't be there for the talk off.'


Now Corbyn last year come very near
To winning the election crown
But he lost to a moribund Tory gang
Cos The Daily Mail did frown
His editor said 'He's far too red'
But the people don't agree.
He's become a cult, the great last hope
'But the Blairites think he's Leaving'

Snooper loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of bills and a data queue!

Keep the files then, screw back
So you've got everybody's emails lined in racks
Snooper loopy nuts are we

We're all snooper loopy