Like the re-animated corpse of Margret Thatcha.
Top tips fer the arts and assorted shows,
Got more tunes than Mike Reid's calypsos.
First up this week, wun from the con-serv-a-toire
That's the place gone royal with a capital R.
If ya taste is fer actin motion
The poster's got a pictah of a tasty ocean.
If a night o featre ain't ya fing
I got somefing else might make ya swing.
Classy birds in corsets and a fella eatin fire
Gotta make it worth ya while to visit Ayr-shire.
Dahn in the smoke, they got a cheeky lil treat
That one off Brookside in a meet and great.
He swings a coupla numbas, champagne, meal and show.
Ee don't look old enuff to be let in a casino.
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