KILL JOHNNY GLENDENNING for 50p

Scottish playwright DC

Right, troops. Big news from tha Citz, fall in and get busy.

Mad Cyril comin at ya, and a few weeks aga, I went ova to the 'burgh for a bit of cheeky DC Jackson bustle. Kill Johnny  or some such flap: nice bit o' old school shoota fe-eta, liked it. Proper tasty geeza in the big part, wavin around is weapon and endin up in a spot of bova.

So, afta all that poncing abaht with Amlet, the Citz is doin the right fin and puttin Action Jackson's guns and guys palava on their stage. You wanna get in there, my son.


50p TICKETS GO ON SALE FOR NEW GLASGOW GANGSTER COMEDY KILL JOHNNY GLENDENNING 

Get in there. 

100 bargain tickets for the Glasgow premiere of DC Jackson’s Kill Johnny Glendenning will go on sale from 10am on Saturday 18 October. The frenetically paced and gloriously irreverent blood-soaked satire from the Fresh Meat writer is at the Citizens Theatre from Wed 22 October – Sat 8 November.


The only way to grab the rock bottom priced tickets, which are available across 10 performances of the show, is in person at the theatre, with tickets limited to two per person. Eiva that, or give someone ahead of ya in the queue a proper slap. 50p tickets for Kill Johnny Glendenning are only available on the morning of the sale and must be paid for in cash. The sale begins at 10am, and customers are encouraged to join the queue outside the theatre early to be sure of securing their bargain tickets. Tell em Cyril sent ya.