Mad Cyril loves his porno

Oy oy saveloy. Ahve been readin the new legislation baht porn. Not that it bovvers me: when we make a porno in the back room of the Dog and Fuckitt, it ain't exactly ova the counter action. Like the liberal press, I ad a good look at the new rules and fort to meself: whassit all abaht?

So, apparently, fem'nist porn is gonna get told. Ta be onest, I ain't sure wat facesittin is. Sahnds more like sumfin Ahd administer as a punishment fer a liberty-takin. Same fer spankin. Whateva. As long as I don't av to watch yer doin it, go fer yer life.

But ere's what gets me. Is all abaht the representation, not the means of production. If it ain't okay to av someone gettin pissed on if they gave their consent, but it is okay to av someone gettin spunked on even though they adn't been asked. It's a courtesy I always observe, to check that the bird's okay with gettin a face-full of Cyril's special sauce. But in a work environment, I reckon thas a helf and safety issue.

Wat I am tryin to say is: maybe legislation could ave a bit more wallop fer the working conditions of people in porn and that. Rarver than worryin about the dangers of people copyin female ejaculation (whateva that is - is it one of them fins fem'nists made up like the female orgasm. Ain't seen one of them, eva), ow about finkin abaht the exploitation that appens on set. I fink ya ought ta be able to show anyfin, long as all the people in it are awright abaht it and did it safe, like. 

As long as Ah don av to watch yer doin it, son.