Friday, 8 March 2013

Jeff Leach or someone

I don't even know who Jeff Leach is. I don't like Comic Relief, conceptually, since it emphasises the goodwill of celebrities as being the appropriate vehicle for charity. And I am pretty sure that Jessie J is that one who sang the anti-materialistic song with the materialistic video. So, I am reluctant to blog this.

If I don't, however, I might feel like one of those people who sits on the sidelines and carps without doing anything positive. What do they call them?

So, here's the message I got from Jeff Leach this morning.



A personal plea from JEFF LEACH...

Hello friends and thanks for having a read of this. I never normally ask fo your help however this year I have been given a special task by COMIC RELIEF and JESSIE J as part of her 'Jessie J Dares' fun-raising effort!

I have JUST 24HRS to get a crowd of fun, lively and borderline insane people together to help me perform a huge COMIC RELIEF HA-HA-HARLEM SHAKE tomorrow morning.

Time: 10:00AM
Meeting Place: ROYAL FESTIVAL HALL (SOUTHBANK RIVERSIDE)
 

The Comic Relief Camera Crew will be on hand to film this for their website and TV and BBC London are also coming down to cover the event. All I need now are some fun individuals to come dance like a lunatic with me tomorrow morning.
 
 
 
If you can make it please please please RSVP so I know you're coming and please tell as many friends about this as possible using twitter, facebook, tumblr, youtube, BBM, text, email and carrier pigeon.
 
Also be sure to DONATE to COMIC RELIEF over at http://my.rednoseday.com/vip/jeffleach
or TEXT 'DARE' to 70011
(Text costs £1 + standard network rate, T&Cs apply http://www.rednoseday.com/legal/text-donations-tcs)
 
Thank you so much and see you tomorrow morning,
Jeff x
 
Can't leave it without one insult. Is this supposed to be funny, Jeff? And, if you are going to do a "personal appeal," at least try and make it look less like a press release. And hey - that crack about "borderline insane" people? Not funny. You meant to say "zany," I guess. But there's a hell of a difference between mental illness and being a bit whacky on a Saturday night. 

Highland Fling, Market Gallery, 85a

The opposite of funny isn't serious: the best comedy is often serious, and some of the things I laugh at on Failbook are life-threateningly intense. The real opposite of funny is the press release, in which even jesters and vaudeville slapstick acts impress upon their readers how important they are.

So it's hats off to The Market Gallery for their press release for Kim Noble's Solo Exhibition.  Here's an extract.

"Kim Noble, who's no stranger to the common cold, will be holding a solo exhibition in Glasgow featuring several works, which could be deemed 'o.k'.  He is an award winning comedy performance and video artist, whose work crosses theatre, TV, comedy and art.  On route from London to Glasgow he will be stopping at the Gretna Green Services on the M74 to bury £100 in the ground, so if anyone wants anything then contact him directly at info@mrkimnoble.com.  Some other stuff should go here about some interesting recent projects."

Then there's something about a siege in 1204, and the promise of a video. Mind you, I got him confused with Ross Noble who is a comedy and, therefore, not very funny.

Market Gallery, Glasgow
15th March - 12th April 2012

Compulsive behaviour is, of course, not funny. But it can be entertaining, if Matthew Bourne does the choreography and is wryly updating La Sylphide to contemporary Glasgow. Bourne hasn't neglected Glasgow sinnce he got his OBE - his Gothic remix of Sleeping Beauty turned up a few months ago - and Scottish Ballet have become the first company, apart from Bourne's own, to get the license to Highland Fling.

Highland Fling came out in 1994 - possibly the last good year to set a ballet in a nightclub and still be part of the zeitgeist  - and the arrival of Christopher Hampson at SB marks a new phase in the company's journey from also-rans to major force. It's a long way from their old Christmas classic The Snowman to Highland Fling. Hampson - an old sparring partner of Bourne - has managed to persuade the award winning choreographer to let SB have the piece, although he has never "leased" any of his full length numbers before.


SCOTTISH BALLET presents
Matthew Bourne’s HIGHLAND FLING
Sponsored by Adam & Company
Directed and choreographed by Matthew Bourne
Music La Sylphide by Herman Severin Løvenskjold,
performed live by the Scottish Ballet Orchestra
Designs: Lez Brotherston
Lighting: Paule Constable
Theatre Royal GLASGOW 27 April – 4 May 2013
Eden Court Theatre INVERNESS 9 – 11 May 2013
His Majesty’s Theatre ABERDEEN 16 – 18 May 2013
Festival Theatre EDINBURGH 22 - 25 May 2013

While I am out on the edge, here's a shout out for Chernozem. 85a - Vile Arts' favourites and likely to be on the radio hour soon enough, are showing their dystopian film at the GFT. Since last time they displayed the movie, it was part of a wild promenade performance, featuring nasty machines that ate audience members and a cheeky tour of The Glue Factory's hidden spaces, they couldn't just have a quiet showing. They are having a big party at The Flying Duck as part of the fun. 

Too much information - overloaded - here's the press release. 


C  H  E  R  N  O  Z  E  M
(‘Black Earth’)

 MARCH   29th  2013


Glasgow art collective 85A are set to unleash a cinematic barrage with the premiere of ‘CHERNOZEM’ - an industrial horror film - kicking off with a dystopian masquerade party at The Flying Duck, then rocketing the audience towards the GFT in a riotous parade - all to be followed by a total rinse-out back at the ‘Duck with special guests Golden Teacher. An unmissable night!   

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!! BOOM!!!






CHERNOZEM
Film Premiere (2013,1hr 15mins. B/W)

GFT
Glasgow
29th March 2013
23:00

Tickets £6
Available 1st March www.85A.org.uk
Limited availability
  
Burrowing through the dark vein of German Expressionism and Soviet propaganda films comes the premiere of CHERNOZEM (‘Black Earth’). Written and directed by Judd Brucke and produced by the Glasgow based multi-disciplinary art collective 85A, this is a horror tale of a man with a factory for a head that struggles for survival in a post-apocalyptic world.

Paying aesthetical homage to Weimar-era cinema and industrial documentaries, this is thematically a classic chase-movie wrapped in the cloak of the Kunstmärchen. Shot entirely on VHS and filmed in the hidden, crumbling shadows of a bygone era, CHERNOZEM not only serves as a sideways document to Glasgow's fading industrial past, but strips Hi-def. films right down to the bone, stoking the fires of deracinating, thunderous filmmaking!




85A's RENEGADE MASKERRADE
The Flying Duck, Glasgow
29th March 2013
20:00 - 04:00

CHERNOZEM based, masked costume party, with performances, a live set from Sister Deadfoot, and midnight beats from 85A dj's + very special guests: Golden Teacher.


Part I: RENEGADE MASKERRADE
Pre-screening party with 'Sister Deadfoot' (Footstomping hillbilly-bop) followed by an astonishing showcase of hyper-costumes, freekish masks, blazing soundsuits and bitchin' style!

20:00 - 22:45
Tickets £3
Available 1st March 85A.org.uk, The Flying Duck and The Art School Bar

Teetering on the edge of civilization, beneath the tidal flows of technology, led by a gang of costumed outcasts, geishas and gichts in the blackened folds of our metropolis, bursts...
'85A's RENEGADE MASKERRADE', where the engine oil liquor flows like wormwood from the skies and your dreams are full of bare-footed voodoo sex.
This mad subterranean bar in the hidden depths of the near-future, enveloped by flotsam, jetsam and incubuses of the night, is only eclipsed by the ravishing, sand-strewn fashions of these exotic denizens as they lose themselves in the pulsing lights and glide uninhibited along the alluring catwalk into the frenzy of the Mask Pit!


Later at the witching hour back at The Flying Duck…

Part II: CHERNOZEM AFTER PARTY
>With 'Golden Teacher' (Hypno-psych voodoo groove) and the bombastic
big, big beats of the legendary 85A dj's.
00:30 - 04:00
/// FREE ///

To complete the triptych of CHERNOZEM's mighty premiere, bear witness to our special guests in the form of the hypnotically divine Golden Teacher, enthralling the masked crowds with their polyrhythmic palpitating sounds.
Then 85A dj's will be dropping the most mental bush-burning beats this side of zef! (“Loud enough to knock you down!!”)




Thinking about art and politics (meh, I guess)

Back in 2011, during an early attempt by Arika to revitalise the festival format, a weekend at Tramway ended in a broad discussion about the relationship between politics and theatre. Disappointingly, the argument eventually boiled down to competing versions of Marxist theory: the "aestheticisation of politics" was castigated as a fascist trick, while performance was only considered political if it furthered a limited vision of revolutionary potential.

Arika's bold decision to give as much weight to discussion as the actual events can't be blamed for this degeneration: later festivals have encouraged further analysis and the jargon of Marxist dialectic has been questioned and critiqued. The debate, however, harks back to a lazy assumption that political theatre needs to be explicit and left-wing - the arts tend to attract leftists, perhaps because all art depends on a collective effort, or relies on state funding.

Unfortunately, this assumption denies something that even the British government has tried to emphasise: all social activity has a political dimension. The act of gathering together for a communal purpose is shared by religious ritual, political demonstration and live performance. Yet it is only in the last that a genuine diversity of opinion is encouraged. Making and attending theatre are equally political in nature.

Twentieth century political drama is overshadowed by Brecht. He wrote some nifty plays that critiqued capitalism, and developed theories towards a revolutionary theatre. While the USSR was juggling ways to set the arts at the service of international communism, surprisingly settling on ballet, Brecht was looking at ways to engage an audience in a manner revolutionary. The whole fourth wall issue was effectively defined by his thoughts.

However, art does not need to be leftist to be political. In fact, to say that it does undermines the political subtext of most theatre. Shakespeare wrote propaganda pieces for the state (The War of The Roses is more or less filtered through Shakespeare's version, even down to the physical appearance of one monarch), and the representation of mental health in Takin Over The Asylum, especially in the light of the ATOS controversy, has a very serious political implication.

Politics in art becomes not so much the product of an author's intention, as a function of the audience's interpretation and the context of the production. Any event funded by the state, say through Creative Scotland, has already made political choices. An interesting parallel is Nic Green's decision not just to make work that discusses ecology, but to consider the environmental impact of all aspects of its creation.

Arika's encouragement of reflection is beautiful. It not only hands theatre back to the audience - in the areas it covers, the artist is already privileged enough - but recognises the fundamentally public nature of performance. It also accords with the inclusive tendency in contemporary performance which tries to offer the audience a more immediate engagement. Whether it is the conversational one-to-ones of intimate theatre, the introduction of computer gaming to the NTS' Let The Right One In or the lively community work of Ignition in Shetland, theatre has become far more interested in getting the spectator involved.

Traditionally, theatre has been divided into community and professional categories. Through companies like Ankur, and the ambitions of Toonspeak, this line is dissolving. For the majority of artists, the work remains their project, however collective the devising. Yet once the idea of public engagement is more clearly established as integral to theatre's purpose

Thursday, 7 March 2013

Nottdance





Although I won't be down there for another week, Nottdance kicked off today. I know that Saucy Jack Webb is going there as part of his tour, and that there are events at various sizes across the city: I am rather hoping that they'll be able to bring a similar programme north at some point. 

When I get there, here's a few highlights I am hoping to catch. 

Sideways Rain by Alias, a hypnotic performance from an award-winning company.  An international hit following sell-out performances earlier this year at Sadlers Wells Theatre, dancers cross the stage, then again, tirelessly. They walk, run, fall and rise in an exhilarating, sensual experience that depicts the human condition and the evolution of man. Superb simplicity.  Thursday 14 and Friday 15 March, 8pm.  Tickets £8.50 - £18.  

Spiced with the music of ABBA, Pet Shop Boys and Michael Jackson, Ship of Fools by Niv Sheinfeld and Oren Laor confronts a woman and two men as the boundaries that separate them are crossed, their personal baggage falls apart and everything becomes exposed.    Sunday 17 March, 7.30pm.    Lakeside Arts Centre  

In his performance Apnea, Rodrigo Sobarzo draws on the breathtaking world of sports divers and escape artists, pushing the physical and human boundaries to create a visual and immersive experience of air and the act of breathing.  Saturday 16 March, 7.30pm,  Tickets £12/£9/£6.  Lakeside Arts Centre.




Dance4
Presents
Nottdance
ARE YOU DANCING?
7-17 March 2013


Sunday, 3 March 2013

Two Events From The Inbox - art and writing workshop


PRINT PROCESS
at The Glue Factory
Opening 8 March 2013 19.00 – 21.00
Bar and music till late
Exhibition continues until 24 March 2013
(Open Friday – Sunday 14.00 – 18.00)
PRINT PROCESS is the first print-specific exhibition to be held at the Glue Factory, focusing on this medium outwith its traditional context. Eight multi-disciplinary artists were invited to respond to the diverse collection of spaces in the Glue Factory, resulting in site-specific print installations using methods both contemporary and traditional, dating as far back as the 1500s.
Artists
BESPOKE ATELIER
BRONWEN SLEIGH
CHRIS BRYANT
JESSICA HARRISON
RALPH MACKENZIE
RISOTTO (GABRIELLA MARCELLA DI TANO)
SARAH JANE WRIGHT
SOIZIG CAREY

In conjunction with the exhibition, PRINT PROCESS will be hosting workshops exploring risograph and screen-printing on Sunday the 10th of March. More info and how to book on the facebook page. 

Wordlab with Stephanie GreenWordLab with Stephanie Green: BEAT THE BLOCK!
11.15 – 1.30, Saturday 16th March
meet at the Forest Café, Lauriston Place
£7 (£6 concessions)

Terrified of the white page?  Need a push to get started? Or just want to take your writing in new directions?  Fun exercises and stimuli to get you going in a friendly, informal group.  Suitable for beginners and more experienced writers.
Stephanie Green is a poet, novelist, playwright and theatre critic. Her poetry is widely published from the Edinburgh Review, Northwords Now and Poetry Wales to the Glasgow Subway and up on a window for the Burns Project. She is a Bard in the Bog in Shetland.  Her pamphlet ‘Glass Works’ (Cat’s Pyjamas Publications) was short listed for the Callum McDonald Award, 2006 and she has a new pamphlet forthcoming. One of her poems was selected for the best 20 Scottish Poems 2005 for the Scottish Poetry Library’s website.  She has years of experience tutoring poetry workshops including working for the Office of Lifelong Learning (Open Studies) at Edinburgh University but is now freelance.